I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?