As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.