If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.