Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just found a bag of teeth...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off