was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals