I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race