Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"