It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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I need you to use more vowels.