Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.