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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.