i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.