when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Send us your Text From Last Night!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right