Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor