Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting