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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does

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(617): I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does http://tfl.nu/o8tg

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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.

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haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.

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(612): ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good. (763): haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions. http://tfl.nu/7v2j

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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.

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(339): today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day. http://tfl.nu/37h9

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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.

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(205): I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs. http://tfl.nu/sygp

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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(412): Drinking in an igloo changes everything. http://tfl.nu/71hs

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(540): View more from Virginia

Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right

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(540): Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right http://tfl.nu/yhhf

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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?

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(325): just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish? http://tfl.nu/2ysn

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(219): View more from Indiana

talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?

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(219): talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high? http://tfl.nu/47rp

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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome

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(612): adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome http://tfl.nu/w0f6

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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".

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(870): I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible". http://tfl.nu/e3k3

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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions

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(330): You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions http://tfl.nu/rnwr

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just stepped in cum. i hate you.

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Thats what happens when you don't swallow.

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(203): i just stepped in cum. i hate you. (603): Thats what happens when you don't swallow. http://tfl.nu/7phl

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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.

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(304): Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling. http://tfl.nu/ly52

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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.

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(615): i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time. http://tfl.nu/0k6p

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(317): View more from Indiana

I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.

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(317): I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward. http://tfl.nu/qgop

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