I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
