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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.