Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.