He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take