i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted