Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.