Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling