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were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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(315): were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two http://tfl.nu/ite6

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i would rim the shit out of meg ryan

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(630): i would rim the shit out of meg ryan http://tfl.nu/j227

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No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.

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(760): No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend. http://tfl.nu/k1h1

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that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...

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(858): that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey... http://tfl.nu/6cil

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He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.

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(336): He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters. http://tfl.nu/0ibe

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I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial

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(480): I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial http://tfl.nu/135m

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Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men

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(804): Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men http://tfl.nu/7ncn

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i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time

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(250): i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time http://tfl.nu/g1as

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Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.

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(734): Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic. http://tfl.nu/9ab0

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I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around

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(814): I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around http://tfl.nu/xsf6

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last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.

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dollar well spent

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(802): last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears. (917): dollar well spent http://tfl.nu/wmsi

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Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband

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(616): Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband http://tfl.nu/lbgd

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i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"

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(513): i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway" http://tfl.nu/kkqr

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never play flip cup with pint glasses

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(503): never play flip cup with pint glasses http://tfl.nu/n0k9

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We need to get cat food

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Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms

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(713): We need to get cat food (713): Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms http://tfl.nu/t07l

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