If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.