Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?