I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea