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Why were you high on a thursday?

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today's a wednesday

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I asked first.

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(650): Why were you high on a thursday? (1-650): today's a wednesday (650): I asked first. http://tfl.nu/enxr

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went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.

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(509): went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down. http://tfl.nu/4560

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Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”

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(703): Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh” http://tfl.nu/trqs

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Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.

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(206): Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial. http://tfl.nu/2fb2

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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(614): The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia. http://tfl.nu/rank

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took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru

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(515): took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru http://tfl.nu/806s

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So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?

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(206): So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia? http://tfl.nu/7m55

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I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.

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(925): I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it. http://tfl.nu/g85u

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i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.

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you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.

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(302): i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace. (1-302): you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING. http://tfl.nu/vhdb

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I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.

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You're drunk. Make complete sentences.

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It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.

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(925): I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it. (916): You're drunk. Make complete sentences. (925): It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand. http://tfl.nu/78xl

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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.

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So you didn't like Bolt?

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(404): Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later. (310): So you didn't like Bolt? http://tfl.nu/dqy6

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I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

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I'm in love

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(484): I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue (484): I'm in love http://tfl.nu/im8q

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SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.

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(917): SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion. http://tfl.nu/nlg6

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I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!

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OMG! Ew.

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Lucky Dad.

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(240): I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one! (301): OMG! Ew. (240): Lucky Dad. http://tfl.nu/dv3r

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I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.

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(773): I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you. http://tfl.nu/kzww

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