I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"