Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night