I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?