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apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'

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(917): apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money' http://tfl.nu/vf8t

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i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man

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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!

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(360): i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man (206): ? (360): he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH! http://tfl.nu/k0fi

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(650): View more from California

So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.

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(650): So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony. http://tfl.nu/uxe7

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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.

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(570): We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine. http://tfl.nu/j4ko

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(602): View more from Arizona

Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.

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(602): Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not. http://tfl.nu/pe6e

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(734): View more from Michigan

those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!

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...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...

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(734): those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion! (269): ...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone... http://tfl.nu/zhx6

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I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.

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(307): I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist. http://tfl.nu/unvw

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careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus

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(517): careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus http://tfl.nu/qcmy

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woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

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(509): woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach http://tfl.nu/ylv0

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself

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Is this the I'm gay speech?

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(609): Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself (1-609): Is this the I'm gay speech? http://tfl.nu/ywd1

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(818): View more from California

I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight

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(818): I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight http://tfl.nu/79dr

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that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming

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(765): that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming http://tfl.nu/05mh

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(636): View more from Missouri

Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.

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(636): Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date. http://tfl.nu/58hu

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omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch

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(914): omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch http://tfl.nu/rn4k

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A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds

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She started it, but I totally finished it.

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(404): A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds (404): She started it, but I totally finished it. http://tfl.nu/luqt

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