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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'

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(857): Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7' http://tfl.nu/hrls

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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.

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(708): just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay. http://tfl.nu/cdim

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(912): View more from Georgia

you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?

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(912): you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right? http://tfl.nu/mqjb

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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice

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(818): So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice http://tfl.nu/dh5p

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.

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(828): Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end. http://tfl.nu/rcny

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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world

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(314): We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world http://tfl.nu/8d4g

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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back

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(440): You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back http://tfl.nu/ciqo

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(404): View more from Georgia

So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.

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(404): So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that. http://tfl.nu/ssua

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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating

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(314): i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating http://tfl.nu/x9qt

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(619): View more from California

I'm passing your future prison.

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(619): I'm passing your future prison. http://tfl.nu/j7g6

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(850): View more from Florida

when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?

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(850): when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children? http://tfl.nu/iefn

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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.

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(404): Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket. http://tfl.nu/i4q7

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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving

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(949): while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving http://tfl.nu/8zv1

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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after

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(512): its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after http://tfl.nu/7p4f

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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)

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(925): just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :) http://tfl.nu/2ogg

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