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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever

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(913): he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever http://tfl.nu/f5uq

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(848): View more from New Jersey

it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away

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(848): it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away http://tfl.nu/wxvn

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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?

(917): View more from New York City

No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets

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(718): You don't think I'm weird or immature right? (917): No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets http://tfl.nu/6cpc

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(276): View more from Virginia

Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles

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(276): Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles http://tfl.nu/8prl

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(210): View more from Texas

She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.

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(210): She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas. http://tfl.nu/4atb

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(619): View more from California

all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank

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(619): all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank http://tfl.nu/98ag

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(863): View more from Florida

If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.

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(863): If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat. http://tfl.nu/9rvo

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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special

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(586): it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special http://tfl.nu/7k86

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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.

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(204): I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back. http://tfl.nu/sbtj

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(909): View more from California

it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines

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(909): it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines http://tfl.nu/1cpi

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(480): View more from Arizona

FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!

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(480): FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her! http://tfl.nu/hjc1

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(571): View more from Virginia

the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets

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(571): the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets http://tfl.nu/d1l9

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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.

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(401): OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever. http://tfl.nu/cy9z

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(248): View more from Michigan

Did you just see the Batmobile???

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(248): Did you just see the Batmobile??? http://tfl.nu/vqtz

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(815): View more from Illinois

have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?

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why can't you just be normal

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(815): have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u? (1-815): why can't you just be normal http://tfl.nu/06xb

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