You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.