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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck http://tfl.nu/4gk1

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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.

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(858): I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win. http://tfl.nu/f8rt

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So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.

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(415): So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie. http://tfl.nu/1hr1

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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.

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As in blowjob or cannibalism?

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I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.

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(515): John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance. (1-515): As in blowjob or cannibalism? (515): I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal. http://tfl.nu/r3de

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ugly people sure do ruin things

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(214): ugly people sure do ruin things http://tfl.nu/4ggc

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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.

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i hate you

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(813): i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you. (212): i hate you http://tfl.nu/mlwn

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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.

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(904): someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude. http://tfl.nu/xhi6

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tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will

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and a girl gets the red ring of death every month

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(562): tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will (714): and a girl gets the red ring of death every month http://tfl.nu/ybz8

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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?

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(207): do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam? http://tfl.nu/5qkv

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I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"

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(905): I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me" http://tfl.nu/rxcz

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I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.

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(773): I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs. http://tfl.nu/fbpk

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Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it

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(480): Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it http://tfl.nu/4lbe

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I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed

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(571): I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed http://tfl.nu/twel

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so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"

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(801): so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!" http://tfl.nu/yefk

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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?

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(407): Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume? http://tfl.nu/7evx

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