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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...

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(410): pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject... http://tfl.nu/bicl

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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...

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(518): my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her... http://tfl.nu/xju0

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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.

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(858): batman tramp stamp. Dibs. http://tfl.nu/38kl

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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine

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(913): took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine http://tfl.nu/51sq

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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.

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(303): Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart. http://tfl.nu/j609

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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

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(678): I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ. http://tfl.nu/9pde

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(913): View more from Kansas

No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.

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(913): No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands. http://tfl.nu/4dof

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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt

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(503): you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt http://tfl.nu/y7uz

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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.

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(575): How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows. http://tfl.nu/n4qx

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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes

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(416): she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes http://tfl.nu/kujh

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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?

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(513): The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him? http://tfl.nu/pyyw

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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.

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(910): ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality. http://tfl.nu/m81e

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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.

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(918): The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting. http://tfl.nu/0qq1

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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.

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(563): My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night. http://tfl.nu/lmn5

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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."

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(571): We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants." http://tfl.nu/wjgr

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