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(919): View more from North Carolina

No period for spring break; use this wisely.

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(919): No period for spring break; use this wisely. http://tfl.nu/lbmo

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.

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(508): Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated. http://tfl.nu/vtpc

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(530): View more from California

Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds

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Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.

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(530): Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds (1-530): Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning. http://tfl.nu/ltqk

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.

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what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.

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(832): my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over. (713): what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper. http://tfl.nu/jxuh

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.

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(803): I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C. http://tfl.nu/06rr

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.

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(479): I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary. http://tfl.nu/vju6

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(530): View more from California

both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.

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(530): both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed. http://tfl.nu/da2p

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(317): View more from Indiana

so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you

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(317): so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you http://tfl.nu/m0v0

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(205): View more from Alabama

I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed

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(205): I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed http://tfl.nu/lr4z

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(812): View more from Indiana

About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.

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(812): About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix. http://tfl.nu/c1od

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(443): View more from Maryland

God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.

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(443): God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse. http://tfl.nu/g7w2

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.

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(910): I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome. http://tfl.nu/9kjh

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(607): View more from New York

The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.

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(607): The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again. http://tfl.nu/rkzi

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.

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(636): Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often. http://tfl.nu/ixlv

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm

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(978): jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm http://tfl.nu/w84r

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