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(205): View more from Alabama

we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.

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(205): we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit. http://tfl.nu/3r6b

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(616): View more from Michigan

Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada

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(616): Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada http://tfl.nu/8u25

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(317): View more from Indiana

I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers

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(317): I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers http://tfl.nu/7izq

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(408): View more from California

We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.

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(408): We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old. http://tfl.nu/3zai

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(917): View more from New York City

No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.

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(917): No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list. http://tfl.nu/e3d0

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.

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(763): I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year. http://tfl.nu/q074

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(985): View more from Louisiana

any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.

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(985): any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window. http://tfl.nu/e2g8

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(515): View more from Iowa

Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here

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(515): Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here http://tfl.nu/owjx

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(678): View more from Georgia

Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.

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(678): Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards. http://tfl.nu/o7s2

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(905): View more from Toronto

found the other keg... it's in the tree

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(905): found the other keg... it's in the tree http://tfl.nu/nyfo

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(419): View more from Ohio

Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away

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(419): Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away http://tfl.nu/g1qo

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.

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(719): Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest. http://tfl.nu/sb3m

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(818): View more from California

sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom

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(818): sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom http://tfl.nu/c141

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(517): View more from Michigan

My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?

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(517): My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school? http://tfl.nu/rw32

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.

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(402): Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl. http://tfl.nu/cd5h

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