No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.