I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.