happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.