Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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