He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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