I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis