So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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