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FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

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(816): FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine... http://tfl.nu/7ts7

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dude did u upper deck my toilet?

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haha like two months ago

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i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u

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(314): dude did u upper deck my toilet? (1-314): haha like two months ago (314): i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u http://tfl.nu/8xxw

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if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey

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(479): if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey http://tfl.nu/i09e

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I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?

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(330): I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going? http://tfl.nu/4uq9

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Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?

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You weighed it?

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(817): Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car? (1-817): You weighed it? http://tfl.nu/lai6

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(416): View more from Ontario

i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones

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(416): i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones http://tfl.nu/stex

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(507): View more from Minnesota

drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to

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(507): drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to http://tfl.nu/z3ca

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Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?

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(850): Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today? http://tfl.nu/xk43

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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.

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(937): We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now. http://tfl.nu/61xt

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i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on

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(925): i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on http://tfl.nu/khmy

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i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up

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(301): i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up http://tfl.nu/1cet

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hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands http://tfl.nu/c6ww

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just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.

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(709): just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq. http://tfl.nu/wl24

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before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.

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(805): before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was. http://tfl.nu/5vrd

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

that girl last night was a 15

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wait she was 15?

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no like black jack not sure if you should hit it

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(413): that girl last night was a 15 (1-413): wait she was 15? (413): no like black jack not sure if you should hit it http://tfl.nu/qny1

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