So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"