Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.