It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final