bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.