I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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