Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.