It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?