hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Send us your Text From Last Night!
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".