Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.