I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.