I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong