He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister