I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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