Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.