koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.