You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.