the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila