I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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