I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd