ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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