Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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