my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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