We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.