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this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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(508): this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji http://tfl.nu/f9w1

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dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.

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(760): dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell. http://tfl.nu/ywtf

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(317): View more from Indiana

It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.

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Emoooo

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(317): It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups. (1-317): Emoooo http://tfl.nu/8g06

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i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before

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(404): i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before http://tfl.nu/o5nm

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(314): View more from Missouri

There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.

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Punch her baby.

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(314): There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me. (818): Punch her baby. http://tfl.nu/ve2m

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.

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(414): dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian. http://tfl.nu/yfk0

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(225): View more from Louisiana

he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?

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(225): he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel? http://tfl.nu/f7r7

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Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me

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It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous

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(630): Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me (1-630): It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous http://tfl.nu/qwdq

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone

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(215): I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone http://tfl.nu/geen

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(914): View more from New York

she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.

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(914): she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice. http://tfl.nu/tgnz

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(386): View more from Florida

Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved

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(386): Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved http://tfl.nu/rva0

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i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day

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but fathers day is next sunday

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i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet

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(781): i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day (617): but fathers day is next sunday (781): i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet http://tfl.nu/pxvx

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(304): View more from West Virginia

this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool

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(304): this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool http://tfl.nu/dl9i

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Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?

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(615): Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN? http://tfl.nu/nemo

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If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me

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(403): If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me http://tfl.nu/3lvx

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