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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.

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(403): She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for. http://tfl.nu/yw8g

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.

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(937): I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid. http://tfl.nu/5qlb

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.

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(401): Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself. http://tfl.nu/v546

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(972): View more from Texas

You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.

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(972): You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried. http://tfl.nu/sffp

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(516): View more from New York

He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

(973): View more from New Jersey

How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

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(516): He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono (973): How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you? http://tfl.nu/fl5a

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.

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(214): Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake. http://tfl.nu/zq33

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(404): View more from Georgia

Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.

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(404): Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome. http://tfl.nu/rur7

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(706): View more from Georgia

dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.

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(706): dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left. http://tfl.nu/hrhu

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(913): View more from Kansas

I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.

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(913): I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough. http://tfl.nu/u5ru

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Sacagawea was the original milf.

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(952): Sacagawea was the original milf. http://tfl.nu/8vpz

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(530): View more from California

He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.

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(530): He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me. http://tfl.nu/h0f1

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(317): View more from Indiana

I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....

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(317): I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up.... http://tfl.nu/s81o

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(561): View more from Florida

I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter

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(561): I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter http://tfl.nu/r170

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(248): View more from Michigan

Either way I should probably pregame on the plane

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(248): Either way I should probably pregame on the plane http://tfl.nu/xs77

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(650): View more from California

Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...

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(650): Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day... http://tfl.nu/p3lj

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