he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.