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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.

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(404): Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n. http://tfl.nu/ek1y

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(254): View more from Texas

I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...

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(254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer... http://tfl.nu/1ty6

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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.

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(586): I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots. http://tfl.nu/8qei

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(503): View more from Oregon

My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.

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(503): My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours. http://tfl.nu/f53e

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(607): View more from New York

I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.

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(607): I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked. http://tfl.nu/k09k

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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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(609): ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! http://tfl.nu/wkf6

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.

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(603): just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college. http://tfl.nu/g8i6

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(972): View more from Texas

My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101

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(972): My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101 http://tfl.nu/qihv

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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?

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(515): Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye? http://tfl.nu/ztfn

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(989): View more from Michigan

Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.

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(989): Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday. http://tfl.nu/laq5

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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.

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(651): glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic. http://tfl.nu/f4h9

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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.

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(414): You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning. http://tfl.nu/dt9p

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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.

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(901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching. http://tfl.nu/ljur

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(713): View more from Texas

Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.

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(713): Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake. http://tfl.nu/b27h

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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.

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(973): how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me. http://tfl.nu/ql7e

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