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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song

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(214): You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song http://tfl.nu/2x4f

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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation

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(856): Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation http://tfl.nu/7n0f

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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.

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(269): I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college. http://tfl.nu/4edw

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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.

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(330): thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left. http://tfl.nu/oxn5

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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.

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(440): Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan. http://tfl.nu/6sdz

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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story

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(734): she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story http://tfl.nu/o2hn

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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.

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(802): I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck. http://tfl.nu/89bk

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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage

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(267): like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage http://tfl.nu/h40b

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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.

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(561): I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick. http://tfl.nu/378g

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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.

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(305): I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming. http://tfl.nu/oxhe

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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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(760): Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that http://tfl.nu/izum

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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me

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(214): I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me http://tfl.nu/9k7n

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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.

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(401): I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me. http://tfl.nu/vovs

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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.

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(678): We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine. http://tfl.nu/3sll

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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.

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(402): Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement. http://tfl.nu/h6nw

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