So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
