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(719): View more from Colorado

Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.

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(719): Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest. http://tfl.nu/sb3m

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(818): View more from California

sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom

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(818): sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom http://tfl.nu/c141

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(517): View more from Michigan

My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?

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(517): My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school? http://tfl.nu/rw32

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.

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(402): Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl. http://tfl.nu/cd5h

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(443): View more from Maryland

sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?

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(443): sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this? http://tfl.nu/z2x3

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(+61): View more from Australia

This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade

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(+61): This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade http://tfl.nu/eefh

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(304): View more from West Virginia

ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?

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(304): ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to? http://tfl.nu/yov7

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(347): View more from New York

alright she left, finally time to fart up the room

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(347): alright she left, finally time to fart up the room http://tfl.nu/utm3

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Maybe he just has a boisterous penis

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(203): Maybe he just has a boisterous penis http://tfl.nu/s2rt

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(+44): View more from England

He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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(+44): He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober. http://tfl.nu/8esm

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(317): View more from Indiana

i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.

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(317): i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone. http://tfl.nu/ph56

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(847): View more from Illinois

just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.

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(847): just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this. http://tfl.nu/dz42

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(703): View more from Virginia

just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.

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(703): just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december. http://tfl.nu/2oxo

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(203): View more from Connecticut

dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me

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(203): dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me http://tfl.nu/k760

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??

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(919): Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ?? http://tfl.nu/0nsh

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