She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.