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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting

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(734): I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting http://tfl.nu/149l

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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

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(717): This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be http://tfl.nu/0ihg

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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.

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(715): sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad. http://tfl.nu/f27c

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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.

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(504): insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us. http://tfl.nu/mwl1

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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"

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(201): You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here" http://tfl.nu/hp38

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(270): View more from Kentucky

She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill

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(270): She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill http://tfl.nu/d0h5

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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"

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(860): I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John" http://tfl.nu/1on0

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee

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(225): Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee http://tfl.nu/zf15

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What tipped you off? The sombrero?

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(614): What tipped you off? The sombrero? http://tfl.nu/yqu3

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(517): View more from Michigan

new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals

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(517): new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals http://tfl.nu/6pha

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(740): View more from Ohio

ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.

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(740): ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days. http://tfl.nu/z4ue

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.

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Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.

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(608): Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there. (1-608): Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it. http://tfl.nu/bpdw

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once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...

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(920): once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore... http://tfl.nu/uw33

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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist

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(585): we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist http://tfl.nu/e75m

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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.

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(925): no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes. http://tfl.nu/3pwk

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