So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I feel like death gave me a hand job
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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