We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night