"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.