Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too