i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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