you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.