Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.