you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him