Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business