there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.