Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.