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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.

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(916): He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car. http://tfl.nu/y9if

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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!

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(503): i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly! http://tfl.nu/tm2j

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(704): View more from North Carolina

First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.

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(704): First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka. http://tfl.nu/gxhu

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(330): View more from Ohio

We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.

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(330): We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever. http://tfl.nu/56mg

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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(225): I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime. http://tfl.nu/9cqb

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.

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(703): Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time. http://tfl.nu/wm5x

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.

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(610): Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot. http://tfl.nu/czov

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.

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(303): I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid. http://tfl.nu/8g2q

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna

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(780): We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna http://tfl.nu/yjmv

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(212): View more from New York

You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.

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(212): You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido. http://tfl.nu/8t44

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

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(231): I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends. http://tfl.nu/26nn

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(402): View more from Nebraska

as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.

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(402): as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy. http://tfl.nu/byhd

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.

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(414): nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day. http://tfl.nu/vo27

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(816): View more from Missouri

Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it

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(816): Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it http://tfl.nu/hlut

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(614): View more from Ohio

she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.

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(614): she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you. http://tfl.nu/1wju

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