Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
