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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.

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Samesies

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(610): I can only be a whore so many days outta the week. (631): Samesies http://tfl.nu/jurs

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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list

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(443): i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list http://tfl.nu/fyip

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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.

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(314): I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis. http://tfl.nu/ymag

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what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway

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(727): what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway http://tfl.nu/b3sf

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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined

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(609): I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined http://tfl.nu/fupt

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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(573): Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life. http://tfl.nu/evuh

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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.

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(715): I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed. http://tfl.nu/mebd

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is wine microwaveable?

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(908): is wine microwaveable? http://tfl.nu/o7ks

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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas

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(251): I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas http://tfl.nu/8b13

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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry

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(804): i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry http://tfl.nu/11d0

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(817): View more from Texas

You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant

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(817): You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant http://tfl.nu/26do

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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.

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(705): Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell. http://tfl.nu/z3u3

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tequila makes her clothes fall off

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wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time

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(636): tequila makes her clothes fall off (512): wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time http://tfl.nu/mbhl

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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.

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(662): We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac. http://tfl.nu/8ele

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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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(908): Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely http://tfl.nu/evtu

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