How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won