Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
How naked do you want me to be?