I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?