So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship